What if someone really does need you right now? And you just don’t know it. What if they also want you? To be there, to know you care? That person should make it known. I’m nothing special but I’ll try my best. Ask away.
Mitch Hedberg sez...
I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life. I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later. I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. I’d like to...
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...– Mitch Hedberg
tiedtongues: i wanna watch that daria show because it looks so funny but it’s not available like anywhere! whaaa ”that daria show”
My dealer is finally back from Jamaica!
de-la-alma: oscarthegrouch: LMAO! ^^^^^^^^^
What is your purpose in life? Do you think anyone on this earth needs you or wants you right now? My purpose is to love someone with all my being and inspire people. I have yet to find the right person and yet to find my perfect medium. No one needs me. I’m not being pesimistic, it’s the damn truth. I hope someone wants me. I hope I’m having the same problem...
so i posted the story earlier. basically someone at school wrote this link everywhere with the words “friday the twenty-ninth.” this blog is basically a person under the pseudonym Alice Alaska giving people advice via formspring. yesterday was it’s first day active. Alice has yet to give advice a bit less than amazing.
ask-alaska: do you have any advice for people in long distance relationships? Plenty. I speak from first-hand experience when I say I know it can be difficult. However, when it’s something good and precious and rare and it’s worth waiting for, and you’ll know if it’s worth it or not, when you meet you will cherish each second with this person. All I can say is do not take anything for granted....
Reblog if DEEZ NUTZ.
whats yo ethnicity gurll Colombian. And Black American of course. I’m nothing special but I’ll try my best. Ask away.
Ba, ba, bababa, ba,na, banana, ba,ba,banana, want your ba-nah-nah hawnds.– Lady Mattmatt
What else do I need to be a rapper? I need my bandana… What else? Big...– Matt
Bling bling with my chameleon thing! I’m an OG rapper, I got Hit Clips! I...– Matt, Word.
Hit Clips tangled with my other Hit Clips!– Matt
Matt: We call black people ugguhs.
Me: What's your deal?
Matt: I think I'm racist, I'm not so sure though.
Sing it. Sing it like your heart is a big…singing…ball of sing-song!...– Matt, lmfao
What even is a pork picnik?!– Matt
Lions > Tigers
piffington: fullmoonphobic: (via shotgunnoblitz) Bears > Lions > Tigers Octopus > Bears > Lions > Tigers FISHEZ > EVERYTHANG