lamourlamorgue asked: あなたの誕生日はいつですか？
Anonymous asked: you make me blush.
thelittlestwayne: Five Years Time - Noah and the...
talking about owing sexual favors
Eleanor Grace says (9: 20 PM)
your count is highly flawed
charlie . mordecai says (9: 21 PM)
let me see your list~
Eleanor Grace says (9: 22 PM)
charlie . mordecai says (9: 22 PM)
mine is me: none eleanor: so many she is basically my endentured servant
Eleanor Grace says (9: 22 PM)
-you think i'm hot
-you think this at least five times a day
-multiply that by the number of days we've known each other
Eleanor Grace says (9: 23 PM)
that's my list
charlie . mordecai says (9: 23 PM)
f that list
Eleanor Grace says (9: 24 PM)
truth hurts baby
dezi i thought you said "we all need somebody to...
Dicks and vagina are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, I...
likerainbowspirits asked: -sigh- Bitches be bitches, shit happens. I hope the situation gets better, Charles >.< Though, I do enjoy the song you put to get it out of your system.
I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! i hate you i hate you i really fucking do. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Okay this is what I do instead of doing my admissions essay or my chemistry homework.
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23-47-53-11: Since nobody wants to be my Valentine. I will resort to my one true love, and that happens to be Food. The moment I wake up on Valentine’s, I am going to be ordering take out, eating all of my food in the house, and go out to eat, all day. Couldn’t careless if I go in debt. Food will always love me. This is my current situation. Fuck yeah.
TUMBLR GOT THE RED NOTIFICATION BACK YESS
I look like you. http: //imgur.com/ML8sZ
Meet me in the Arby's parking lot. Only one of us will leave breathing.
I'll bring the condoms.
neptuneee asked: ): thats too bad, I'd happily accept chicken balls and rice..
catarax: thuglyfe: wheresjulia: ...
catarax: When you want to talk to someone but have no idea what to say/talk about when all else fails
what REALLY sucks
adrientalks: when someone posts really cool shit often but they also post really annoying shit like. in a row. and you wanna unfollow them BUT THE COOL STUFF OUTWEIGHS THE ANNOYING STUFF BY A FRACTION OF A TINY “WEIGHT” so i usually wait for them to make a grammatical error.
passthemike: Bo Burnham: Do you guys like impressions? *Crowd cheers “Yeah!” Bo: WHY? *Crowd silent Bo: That was Socrates. lmfao this is one of my favorite jokes on words words words.
lets play sex but