August 2011
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“Lady Gaga is reportedly allergic to cherries.”
Loving you is cherry pie.
Wrote a song about your eyes, ate a slice of cherry pie.
Oh.
My heart beats just like a cherry soda; in the summer
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goddamn tumblr not letting me start new goddamn...
seriously can’t think of a single reason why this would be useful and also? disabling links was such a BRILLIANT move. because that is just the most foolproof way of stopping people from putting a link in an ask. there is NO WAY anyone can get around that! /tumblrlogic
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using gaga AND ponies in my ap english essay
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Man I feel sorry for anyone who isn't dating me.
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One thing I simply do not understand is why Bert and Ernie can’t have a canonical relationship. I mean what are people going to say about it? “Being gay isn’t natural!” “It will corrupt children.”
Because a neighborhood full of friendly monsters and creatures cohabiting with a bunch of humans is natural. Because a 3-and-a-half-year old can live on his own in a...
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Ready for a shit 'Yoü and I' related joke?
ridiculouslylongusername:
Gaga goes for a job as a waitress at a Nebraska diner. The manager specified that she must be able to hold three plates at a time. She tries, and fails, dropping all the plates on the floor. She says ‘I do it all the time at home, I don’t understand what’s wrong! There’s something, something about these plates.’
omg omg i can’t
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Jo Calderone,
allovermybrunettesouth:
just gonna leave this here with the orginal tags and all~
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MLP:FiM - Fluttershy’s Cheer
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thedailywhat:
Sexy Stamos Snuggle Advice of the Day: Noted Lothario John Stamos reunites with a former housemate to walk you through the sultry steps of his guide to winning women over: The patented Stamos Snugglefest(tm).
[collegehumor.]
LMFAOLMFAO WHAT A FUCKING TWIST
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