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confusedtree: My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:43:41 -0400

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

every time josh macedo does a thing i fall more and more in love this is standard policy

kinkyturtle: avri-wallflower: sourcedumal: Fuck special...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:12:08 -0400

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING.

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup.

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women.

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it.

latviia: michaxl: do she got shiduuuuuuu

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:53:26 -0400

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

sure lady gaga might have 38 million followers on twitter but sean paul has 5 million 40 naughty...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:42:17 -0400

sure lady gaga might have 38 million followers on twitter but sean paul has 5 million 40 naughty shawty so i think we can all agree on who wins that round

personal update~ today was a good day i went shopping then da bae came over and we had a ton of...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:58:00 -0400

personal update~

today was a good day i went shopping then da bae came over and we had a ton of fries (it was a ton if you round up i weighed it myself) and played a bit of ac and luigi’s mansion for like 2 minutes, then watched the entire history of you (trying to get him to watch black mirror, so far so good) then watched some parks and rec then tried to watch the latter half of amelie but didn’t get to finish on account of going to jaxson’s with da fam, where he wanted “just chicken fingers” but unknowingly got the largest platter out of everyone. then we shared the kitchen sink with my niece and cousin (strawberry, rum raisin, rocky road, and mint chocolate chip). then on a whim we ended up at hollywood beach and we sat in the sand and played a bit.
today was a good day/night man

computerheroboy: Adult Swim making an unholy amount of...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:30:00 -0400

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

peace n blessinz

benjamin asks the hard hitting questions

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:38:56 -0400

benjamin asks the hard hitting questions

this is so much funnier in the context of the episode because...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:32:07 -0400

this is so much funnier in the context of the episode because they’re literally just going to bed bath and beyond to buy essential stuff for their home and by essential stuff i mean like, plates and silverware.
and marshmallow shooters.

I accidentally my bf a thing

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:21:57 -0400

I accidentally my bf a thing

only people ignorant enough to feel like Obama has “fucked up our lives” are ignorant...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:00:31 -0400

only people ignorant enough to feel like Obama has “fucked up our lives” are ignorant enough to believe any sort of rumor that he (or anyone) would ever be sworn in as president until his (their) death

adrians1: adrians1: a friend came round to help me revise and...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:39:16 -0400

adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

UPDATE:

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

fairytalemood: “Maleficent’s Wish” by Martin Hsu

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:04:07 -0400

fairytalemood:

“Maleficent’s Wish” by Martin Hsu

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:03:36 -0400

badgoku14: percguardian: tyleroakley: THE ONLY MASHUP YOU’LL...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:52:26 -0400

badgoku14:

percguardian:

tyleroakley:

THE ONLY MASHUP YOU’LL EVER NEED.

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS.

are you fucking kidding me

soemtimes i think i’m emotionally unstable over smething and then these things happen to me thank you internet

langleav: Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:17:48 -0400

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

Photo

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:17:41 -0400

sqetches: F & C

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:12:00 -0400

sqetches:

F & C

I have this feeling in my gut that I’ve lost her already and I can never fix that and it...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:33:36 -0400

I have this feeling in my gut that I’ve lost her already and I can never fix that and it makes me so, so unbearably sad.

ok I need to write about this so it stays fresh in my mind but basically 1. when I was looking for...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:14:59 -0400

ok I need to write about this so it stays fresh in my mind but basically
1. when I was looking for him and finally found him walking over to his ~station~ for pictures and we talked as we walked over and he asked me about Merida (i was holding a card thing from having just met her) and told me he and Ariel and Merida were in a club because they have red hair but when we got to the place I had to wait behind like 2 people who’d been waiting there idk
2. when I actually got to have my picture taken with him and sounded like an idiot because I haven’t seen the movie in so long and he kept testing my knowledge of neverland ugh w/e I would’ve sounded like an idiot anyway bc he’s beautiful
3. WHEN I WAS JUST WANDERING LOOKING FOR MY PEOPLE HE JUST RAN UP AND ATTACKED FROM BEHIND AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” AND HE KEPT RUNNING AND PLAYFULLY LOOKED BACK AND SMILED AND WAVED and I pretty much got a little bit pregnant
idk it must be nice running around all day acting like a toddler and yet somehow also making people drool after you AND GETTING PAID TO DO SO

remember that time at Disney when I legitimately had three distinct moments with Peter (yes as in...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:07:20 -0400

remember that time at Disney when I legitimately had three distinct moments with Peter (yes as in Peter Pan you numb nuts) BECAUSE I DO ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME