lionofbedstuy:

thelastairbeezy:markhamilton:jennykane:thatzafckinrainbow:k00da:(via obvitsamy, playwithdestiny)

i was so alone. i wasn’t myself. thought i was on my way but i was missing you.

jarrodmatthew:

because i hate to think that you’d want to ever hurt yourself.

pageantdad:

And you’ll be like “the only thing better than 3D would be 2D” actually I’d be like “why do I own a kid?” 

why do i own a kid?

pageantdad:

I couldn’t figure out what channel it was on, my last guess was the channel that’s spent the last decade squandering the efforts of artists by doing everything it can to make music videos obsolete!!!

(Source: worldsworst)

distinctmemory:

homeofyaoi:

fuck like a boss

I don’t care if this loses me followers.

constellations-:

crimsun:

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oh dear god

 so great.

saturninefilms:

Does this snowstorm have you bummed the fuck out?  Does the winter chill send you into a deep and spiraling depression?  I CAN SOLVE THESE PROBLEMS FOR YOU.

Let’s make some fucking ice cream.

Eight in the morning sucks when there is sixteen inches of snow on the ground.  I’m trapped inside for the day already and need some excitement.  There are no hookers in my house.  No mind-altering substances.  No delicious snacks!  Everything, including the pancakes, are hibernating.

 
I have an idea! Ice cream!

 Now follow these mafuckin’ instructions exactly.

1.  Get yourself some snow. Make sure there’s no animal piss in it. Important that there’s no pee in there.  Just fill a large size pot full of fresh snow and carry that bitch to your kitchen.

2. Get two cups of Milk. If you’re a vegan, I guess you can’t enjoy this fantastic fucking ice cream I’m about to make.  Sucks for you.

3. Pour milk into snow and stir it with the biggest spoon you have. The bigger the spoon is, the better.

4. Grab yourself a big ass bottle of Vanilla Extract. I’m poor so I have the cheap kind. Lucky for me, the cheaper the product, the bigger the bottle. I put two tablespoons, sometimes three, into my ice cream. Don’t worry. Vanilla Extract is good shit.

5. Get a cup of sugar. This is important. If you forget the sugar, then your ice cream is going to taste like vanilla-flavored snow. Most recipes call for a cup, but fuck that bullshit. Use two cups. You won’t regret it.

6. Stir all of that good stuff together until you have something that looks like mashed potatoes.

7. Put the slush into the freezer and wait for a final half hour in misery. Then stop being so fucking mopey because you have ice cream! The weather gives you snow, you make yourself some fucking ice cream.

Everyone should know how to do this, but I am surprised at how many people do not. Seriously, if any of my readers were in the unfortunate line of that storm last night, make some of this stuff! It’s seriously tasty.

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